The Penguin

Thursday

Her: You tryna fuck?

Also Her: Hello?

Friday

Me: I was sleep.

Her: B*****

Me: What you call me? Spell it out so I don’t get you confused.

Saturday

Her (11:12 pm): Fuck me now

Me: ?

Her: Nothing

Let’s Go 2 Work.

The word predator has two definitions.

For this article, I am speaking about the following…

According to Meriam-Webster dictionary, a predator is an organism that primarily obtains food by the killing and consuming of other organisms. An animal that preys on other animals.

With that said, I would like to inform you that ALL women are predators.

That’s right…ALL.

I don’t care how sweet they seem or how gentle they appear, they are designed to kill, consume, and eat WEAK men.

I would like to further inform you that men who are on their purpose are ALSO predators, aka great white sharks, created to rule and dominate.

Here lies the current issue.

Because careers, educational institutions, and the government, has taken over the male role in society, men are not needed. This has caused modern men to become feminine, lazy, and aimless which has ultimately turned most men into seals… penguins…PREY.

Subconsciously, women focus on what is missing. After they’ve gone from surviving to thriving with a fellow shark, they sequentially begin to want someone who is nicer, more romantic, less ambitious, etc. Once they begin to yearn for bluer water, it is a matter of time before they leave their compliment and start dating… their food.

“Penguins” do any and everything great white sharks asks and/or tells them to do. Ohhh how lucky and blessed the penguin feels to be with such a beautiful force of nature. Little does he know that predators and prey can only live together in peace for so long. One day, the shark will get bored. It will miss being with its own kind. And one day, it will get… hungry.

So, men, my question for you is this…

Will you continue to be a penguin for these predators and foolishly HOPE you do not get eaten, or will you lean into your masculine nature, sharpen your teeth, and become the Great White Shark you were born to be?

WALT FACTUAL

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