Her: I’m just playing, I didn’t do anything… I just wanted to see your reaction.
Me: Hmm, how’d I do?
Her: You passed.
Let’s Go 2 Work.
The conversation I just described to you was what the red-pill community calls a “Shit Test.” Women randomly and constantly perform subconscious “Shit Tests” on men to see if you are who they think you are and if you are who you portray to be. If you fail their test(s), they will lose interest in you and eventually move on, if you pass their test, nothing happens, and you live to fight another day.
This brings me to my clean car/dirty car theory…
If you go on a date with a woman and you pick her up in a clean car, chances are she won’t even notice that the vehicle is in great condition, much less comment on it. Why? Because one: women tend to focus on what is missing, and two: a clean car is something you’re SUPPOSED to have as a man. Now, if you were to pick up that same woman in a top to bottom, inside and out, filthy ass car… not only will she notice it, not only will the “Shit Tests” increase, but she will also begin to find every and anything wrong with you which will inevitably lead to the very slim chance of you getting a second date.
It is in a Self-Made Man’s best interest to always maintain a clean car mindset. To further explain my theory, here are some clean versus dirty car examples…
-A man who is physically, mentally, and emotionally strong-clean car/ A man who is emotional, indecisive, and weak- dirty car
-A man who makes some money, or decent money, or a lot of money-clean car/ A man who is flat broke- dirty car
-A man who is alright, or good, or amazing in bed- clean car/ A man who is awful in bed-dirty car
-A man who takes care of himself, grooms, and has good hygiene- clean car/ A man with bad hygiene-dirty car
-A man who is a vibe-clean car/ A man who is awkward, a vibe killer, a “try-hard”-dirty car
We men spend way too much time obsessing over the wrong shit not realizing that as long as you just have a “clean car”, for the majority of women that are decent human beings, that’s alright.
So, figuratively, a man can be a clean car or he can be a dirty car, “But Walt, what makes a man… a nice car?”
Maintain a Nice Body-Notice I didn’t say a jacked body, or an ultra ripped body. Look at the actor Michel Morrone and aim for something like that, you can’t lose.
Smell Really Nice- Become a smell good fanatic and dive into the world of lotions, candles, and colognes. Learn where to spray, when to spray, how to spray, and then start a nice collection. When you find one that gets you a lot of compliments, stick with it. I have many expensive colognes but for whatever reason I get the most compliments on an inexpensive one called “Cremo: Spice & Black Vanilla.”
Have a Nice Wardrobe- As the saying goes, “When you look good, you feel good.”
Have a Nice Beard- No lie, women LOVE a well-kept beard. Many men spend lots of money and time on their haircuts, but honestly I get way more play from having a nice beard then I ever did with my finest haircut. If you can’t grow a full beard that’s fine, the stubble beard and the light shadow beards work well too.
Maintain a Nice Dick Discipline- The craziest thing happens when you go a little while without having an orgasm, the body begins to act as a biological wingman and releases intoxicating pheromones that attract the opposite sex. Also, your built-up sexual energy makes you look and smell much MORE attractive.
“Cars are the sculptures of our everyday lives.” (Chris Bangle: BMW Chief of Design)
