Yo, Yo, Yo! As usual, I had a topic I wanted to discuss, but instead…because people…there’s been a change of plans. Let’s get to work!
So, last Thursday, a young guy came up to me, let’s call him…John, and asked me for some advice. John recently broke up with his girl because she couldn’t stop talking about her ex-boyfriend. During our conversation, John informed me that she had begun going around talking shit about him. What was she saying? Who knows, he wouldn’t tell me. I proceeded to tell him that women do not like rejection, that he should ignore her for a while, and if he stopped giving her attention, she will either move on or come back being more on his program. John then says to me, “Nahh, I think I should get her back by telling her a joke.” Mind you… he broke up with her. I tell John… “That is a HORRIBLE idea.” John continues to randomly tell me that she was going to teach him some sexual things that her ex-boyfriend showed her. I said to John, “Women don’t teach you; you teach women. If you allow her to teach you things that her ex-boyfriend showed her, it will only make her miss him more and further solidify his position.” John quickly states to me, very matter-of-factly, “There’s nothing wrong with women teaching men.” Mind you…the best game plan he’s managed to come up with on his own… is to tell jokes! Now all of a sudden, he tryna school me. (Sidenote: if you find yourself still immature and inexperienced sexually, stop trying to have a girlfriend) I tried giving John one more piece of advice. In the middle of my soliloquy, he gets the bright idea to tell me to keep my voice down. At this point, I’m thinking, “John…you’re a fucking IDIOT!”
Men that don’t know… and don’t know that they don’t know… and don’t care to know when you show them that they don’t know… are IDIOTS.
Alot of men are idiots because they’re arrogant. Alot of men are idiots because they have a fixed mind state. Alot of men are idiots because they don’t learn until LIFE smacks them dead in the fucking face.
Thanks to John, I am going to share some tips on how NOT to be an idiot:
#1. Don’t play games with women. What you give to women, they give back to you…DOUBLE.
#2. Don’t be a loser. If a woman can’t stop talking about her ex, it’s because her ex is better than you. Instead of being in your feelings about it, face facts, cut your losses, get to work, and become better.
#3. Don’t be in your own way. If someone is trying to help you, shut the fuck up.
#4. Don’t be arrogant. Assume the person you are talking to might know something you do not (Jordan B. Peterson-12 rules for life (#9))
#5. Don’t be a comedian. If you think you so funny, go do it for real and get a check.
With that said…
Don’t be like John. Don’t be a fucking idiot.
WALT FACTUAL
