I recently explained to a female friend a random dream I had. Why did I tell her this dream? Because she believes dreams have meaning so I somewhat wanted to see how good her decoding skills were. In this dream, my boxing coach was perfecting my defense with boxing sticks and needless to say… was fucking me up. Now, having no idea what boxing sticks are, my friend decided to google it. What proceeded after was nothing but foolishness…
Her: I know you not talking about nunchucks…oh my god! (laughing hysterically)
Me: Mannn.
Her: I’m stressed out cuz… you wit nunchucks and… you too tall to be wit somebody nunchucks, like the cut off is like 5’6… 5’7. You can’t be runnin’ round here, wit’ nunchucks, and you 9 feet tall, dat’s why I’m stressed.
Me: (sigh) I don’t use them, the trainer uses them, and they not nunchucks, and I clearly said he was hitting me, and I clearly said this was a dream.
Her: But I can’t believe you’re in Taekwondo for adults though…
Let’s Go 2 Work.
In the midst of the foolishness, my homegirl mentioned something interesting which inspired this article. She said, “Yall don’t know how bad women talk about men… yall can’t do nothing!” What she meant by that is, women get the “ick” or turned off by men when we steer too far away from what they IMAGINE to be masculine. For example, there is a list on the internet of things women say men cannot do …
#34. Don’t enjoy yourself
#47. Don’t use a cart while Shopping
#198. Don’t react to wasps
#199. Don’t have sand on your feet
#203. Don’t be hurt after being hit by a car
A woman’s imagination can sometimes work against us, but when utilized correctly, it can be one of our biggest advantages. I want you to start thinking of their imagination as your invisible wingman. When we talk and do too much, we undo all the work our wingman has so kindly done for us. We think we’re being impressive but when we excessively run our mouths all we’re actually doing is self-sabotaging. Listen to me and listen to me well… there is nothing you can say, there is no combination of words, that is any match, for a woman’s imagination.
Women like to ask all kinds of personal questions, “What do you do for a living?” “How many girls do you have?” “Where is this going?” but that doesn’t mean you have to answer. When a woman asks you something personal, give them a vague, short answer, and then turn the question back to them (don’t be an idiot). Why does this work? Because people love talking about themselves. The key to making this work is to genuinely show interest in her answer and following up with a few additional questions on the subject…mission accomplished.
There’s a saying that goes, "Fuck around and find out.” Put another way, “If you keep fucking around with a thing, you gon’ find out bout that thing.” I know that you’re James Bond with a license to kill, I know you mask up and protect the city of Gotham at night, I know you serve and will be of service (John Wick), but there’s no need to tell her all of that. Trust your invisible wingman and allow her imagination to work FOR you. Be fun, be a vibe, display it don’t say it, and on her own… she will fuck around, and find out.
WALT FACTUAL
