Picasso

We see women as sexual conquests up until we find “the one.” The more women we’ve conquered, the more validation we get from our friends. As much as we love sex, rarely do we actually talk about sex amongst each other. We might discuss if the pussy was good or not, but that’s usually as far it goes. Why is this? Because men don’t give a shit about sexual details, mainly due to the fact that we are visual creatures. All we want to know, the only detail we ever care about is… “Did you hit…or nah?”

But women, on the other hand, see men as… artwork.

Let’s cook.

Every woman secretly has a list of different types of men they want to sleep with. These lists include having sex with men who…are rich, are famous, have a huge dick, have dreadlocks, have a felony, have an accent, are black and older, are white and younger, are down for a threesome… with another woman, are down for a threesome… with another man.

Women also have lists of places they want to fuck. These places consist of…sex on an airplane, sex in a dressing room, sex in a theatre, sex at your momma house, sex in a car, sex on top of a car, sex outside, sex outside in the rain… pretty much anywhere you can think of that has risk of getting caught.

So, why do I say women see men as artwork?

Every time a woman checks off an item from her list, a painting with a man’s face on it is mounted in the art gallery of her mind. That’s right!

Do you know why women can have a great man yet still move on from him like it’s nothing? Because that man was just another painting in her art gallery. When a woman fucks in a club bathroom, or has sex with Drake, it goes into her mental art gallery. When she finally gets fucked by the man with a curved dick, gives an athlete some head, or gets her cheeks clapped on a motorcycle, it goes into her mental art gallery.

I know what you’re thinking… what do women get from doing all of this?

The same thing we get from our sexual conquests…validation.

Most women will never have anything real because they care more about collecting, dealing, and promoting works of art than building a life with a solid man.

The next time you are fucking a woman and fucking her well, the next time you are giving her the world and other planets too, the next time you think you’re the best she’s ever had, remember this… you’re just another Picasso.

WALT FACTUAL

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