Yo,Yo,Yo! First, let me put out this disclaimer: This article is going to be full of profanity so if you’re sensitive to vulgarity…this one aint for you. And with that said…I love you…I love my lord… let’s get to work!
That’s right I said it…PUSSY AIN’T SHIT!
Let me also say this, many ain’t-shit activities in life are great, in fact, they’re downright fantastic. Watching Netflix all day, scrolling social media, playing video games, smoking and drinking, eating unhealthy foods, these are all wonderful things to engage in…yet… still… they ain’t shit. What do I mean by saying pussy ain’t shit? Anything that doesn’t help you become the best version of yourself, improve your health and wealth, or help to solidify your legacy…ain’t shit. And pussy, definitely doesn’t help you accomplish any of those. Some idiot is probably saying, but pussy brings life into this world. Shut the fuck up! Vagina gives life…Pussy takes it. Vagina smells like water or have no smell at all…Pussy smells like dick. Vagina can get the world…Pussy gets $200, some hard wood, and bubble gum. Pussy aint shit!
By all means, get you some pussy, get as much as you can handle. But, just like every other ain’t-shit activity, as a Self-Made-Man, you must EARN the right to engage in it. That’s right! You have to earn the RIGHT to lay up in those guts. And how do you earn this right you ask"? Well, before I can explain that, I MUST explain this…
On our podcast, episode 7 “Order of Operations”, we introduced the concept P.EM.D.A.S. Now, if you recall from school, P.E.M.D.A.S is a concept that helps you remember the order in which you must solve a mathematical equation. If you subtract before you add, your final answer will be wrong. If you divide before you multiply, you're answer will be wrong, and so on. In our twist on the P.E.M.D.A.S concept (which must be implemented and reset weekly, preferably starting on Fridays) P is for purpose. Your purpose is your mission in life, if you don’t know what your purpose is, then your purpose is you! Something, if not everything, involving your purpose must be given the utmost attention, this is first and foremost. E is for errands. It’s not sexy but you have to take care of those annoying to-do’s as quickly as possible so that you can free up mental and physical space for the rest of the week. M is for money. Save something, invest something, HUSTLE, budget, delay gratification, and cut down bill expenses in any form or fashion. Millionaires have 7 streams of income; this must always be your goal. D is for dick. Blast-off, beat-off, jack-off, whatever you want to call it that gets you off, do this once or twice a week… and THAT’S IT. If you can do it without watching a screen, even better. The purpose of this is so that you are not walking around with a loaded fucking gun. So that you can move in these streets with a clear and focused mind and make better decisions with women. A is for addition. Anything and everything that adds value to you: the gym, 2 Deep 4 da Intro Podcast, books, motivational videos, adventure, all ADD value to your well-being. Last AND least, S is for subtraction. Which brings me to the point of this article.
Subtraction is anything that DRAINS your money, energy, attention, and time. The number one subtraction for us men is…drumroll please…. PUSSY. So, once you have taken care of your purpose, errands, money, dick, and addition, then by all means sir…fuck all the pussy you want. Because guess what, you’ve absolutely earned it.
Pussy aint shit gentleman! You, yes YOU…had to gather the courage to approach that pussy, check all the right boxes for that pussy, plan and strategize a date for that pussy, say all the proper combination of words for the whole fucking night so that maybe you will get invited inside to even look at that pussy, be the right size for that pussy, get aroused and hard for that pussy, have stamina for that pussy, back flip, turn, twist, spin, and be a gotdamn acrobat for that pussy, multiple times fucking satisfy that pussy, and then… shoot your hard work everywhere but inside that pussy. And all of that for what? An ego stroke? A pat on the back? Man, get the fuck outta here. On top of all that, more times than not, that ain’t-shit pussy is going to be attached to an ain’t-shit human being.
I’ve said all of that, to say this.
AFTER you’ve taken care of YOURSELF, AFTER you’ve stepped to your business and have properly executed the order of operations….it is then, and ONLY then, you have earned the RIGHT to indulge in that Ain’t-Shit pussy.
And that’s that.
WALT FACTUAL
