Things to Never Tell YOUR Woman

You will read this list and say, “If I can’t tell my woman these things, who am I supposed to tell them to?” And I say to you… no one. As you develop yourself, you must also develop a secret identity. All the great superheroes have one, why? So the people that they love don’t get hurt, who is the people you love? Yourself! Your woman doesn’t have to know everything about you. Modern culture has brainwashed you into thinking you have to constantly run your mouth, meanwhile, thousands of men are still taking anti-depressants and paying a fortune to therapists. Men don’t talk, we DO. Create a SECRET identity, learn to shut your fucking mouth, and find comfort in knowing you are becoming a Self-Made Man, with that said…

Let’s go 2 work.

10 Things to Never Tell Your Woman…

#1. How hard, long, difficult, or challenging it was to do something

-Men who complain about how hard things are want comfort from their women. You only get one momma and she cared when you complained, your woman is not your momma, she doesn’t give a shit, just get it done.

#2. Stories about work

-The only time you may dare talk about work is if your woman can see you work, like if you’re a farmer or work from home. If your woman can’t see you work, it doesn’t count. Why do you think men who work long hours still come home to women who wants them to help around the house? Because their women didn’t SEE them work. For all she knows, you’ve been sniffing cocaine, fucking ho’s for 12 hours, and getting paid for it.

#3. How you feel

Your back hurts, your head hurts, you feel sad and depressed, things in the world just aren’t right. What do you want your woman to do about it, rock you to sleep? Sing to you as she rubs your head and tells you everything is going to be okay? That’s YOUR JOB! Big Daddy Energy at all times. If you are in pain, take the time you need to recover, if you are feeling down, take the time you need to recover, the only cure for fixing how you feel is action, not talking about it.

#4. Your insecurities, doubts, and fears

-If you want your woman’s pussy to dry up, talk to her about your insecurities and all the things you don’t think you can do. If you want your woman to stop looking at you like she will eat you alive, ramble on and on about what scares you. BE a man who is assured, certain, and brave…even if you don’t feel that way.

#5. What you plan to do

-Here’s a crazy idea. How about you just… do it.

#6. Anything you know about female nature

Display it, don’t say it.

#7. Anything you are doing to better yourself

Why tell your woman how much you wanted that bag of Cheetos, but you persevered? Why tell her how much weight you’ve lost this month knowing good and well her losing weight has been a struggle? I’ll tell you why. Because instead of competing with real men, you are subconsciously competing with your woman. I’m glad you’re reading one book a week and drinking a gallon of water a day, now shut the fuck up about it because nobody gives a shit.

#8. What you really think of her

Her laugh is annoying, she makes a dumbass sound right before she tries to make her point, she looks really goofy when she gives you head but she thinks she looks sexy, don’t say shit! What you don’t love, her work husband definitely will.

#9. How much money you really have

Secret Identity.

#10. Sexual Kinks

Why shouldn’t you tell your woman this? Because, one day, she will get angry at you, lose all of her human decency, and throw it in your face as an insult. One day, she might move on to a “normal” guy and tell him about all the nasty ass shit you MADE her do. One day, her and her friends will be having a girl’s night out, and somehow, sex talk will come up, and you will be the star of the show. I know what you’re thinking, “I should be able to be myself with my lady.” Wrong! That is not yourself, that is years and years of watching porn and you’ve fallen in love with acting out what you see. Stop watching porn and jacking off every day and watch how basic hot sex will start to seem just as exciting.

P.S. If your woman is a super freak, it will come to the light without you having to say shit.

WALT FACTUAL

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