When I think of the things that I truly love in this life, good recommendations come to mind. I really love a good recommendation, whether it be a book, a movie, or a cologne, good recommendations don’t get the props they deserve. Cheers to all the great recommenders outchea’.
For the women reading my articles, whenever a man says, “I just got a lot going on right now”, that really means… “I got a lot of hos, and you are currently at the bottom of my list.” Merry Christmas.
Let’s get 2 work.
I want you to pay attention to something the next time you hear a woman speak. Anytime a woman is explaining herself she will start almost every sentence with “I FEEL LIKE.” Why is this? Because in Girl World everyhting is based on how they FEEL. You may think your woman is loyal to you but in all actuality she is only loyal to her feelings. I am currently dealing with a woman who is about to blow up her whole family because of how she FEELS. Her husband didn’t cheat, lie, or steal from her. His only flaw, he didn’t make her FEEL happy.
What do drug dealers provide? Yes, drugs, but more than that, they provide pleasure, they make their customers FEEL good. When you are with a woman, you must be their drug dealer who gets them high off of their feelings. Let those other suckers stress them out with interrogations and arguments, let those other simps press them about body count and what they bring to the table. When women are around you, all they get is that feel-good dope.
So, how does a man become a woman’s drug dealer?
#1. A.B.C- Always Be Cool
Think…James Bond, Bruce Wayne, John Wick. No matter the circumstance, these men always remain cool. Remember, women love to shit-test you to see if you are who you say you are. They will make fun of you, run late, cry, start an argument for no reason, take forever to text back, act like they don’t understand what you’re talking about, or at the last minute cancel a whole flight. Shit-tests makes them feel good, so, whatever they do, whatever the situation, Always Be Cool. I guarantee, if you hold the line and pass her tests, within in a few days she will return with either an apology or sex.
#2. Kill Yourself
Women love to say, “Just be yourself.” When a woman says this, she is really saying, “Just be yourself… so that I can disqualify you from fucking me as quickly as possible.” Being yourself is not gonna make her feel good. Why? Because the “real you” is emotional, indecisive, boring, and insecure. Save that guy for your momma and your therapist. From the time you pick her up to the time you drop her off you must be the “Fun Guy.” Have your playlist ready and don’t be scared to sing along with the jams, have the date planned, have your moment of spontaneity mapped out; which means do something random but already have an idea of what that random thing will be, flatter her mind instead of her beauty, be confident, be funny, be interesting… and again, be cool.
#3. Snatch Her Soul
When the time comes to lay the pipe…lay that mothafuckin pipe. Let me recommend the red wine “Apothic Inferno.” You can get it at Wal-Mart. I don’t care if you think it’s nasty or if you think you’re good after drinking half of it, man up and drink the whole fucking bottle, you can thank me later.
Women say that they want a whole bunch of shit, don’t listen to them, at the end of the day they just want to FEEL good and only YOU can supply their demand.
Be your woman’s drug dealer… it’s as easy as A.B.C.
WALT FACTUAL
